Marriage

Sunday after church:
Lyndsay: Is God married?
Me: I don't think so.
L: But he has a son.
Me: But who is his son's mama?
L: Ummmm....Mary...but she was already married.
Me: Right so I don't think God is married.
L: But how do you know?
Me: I've never heard of him being married. Never read anything in the Bible about it.
L: Well, maybe he wants to keep his private life private.
Me: Maybe. I guess we'll find out someday. Could you imagine being married to God, though? You'd never have a fight!
L: You're confusing me now. Is he or isn't he married?
Me: Ask your Sunday School teacher.